Greentext Straight From 4chan

>put on brown rice >shit takes 50 min to cook >haven't fed the clam all week >towel down, trou down, & joy-rocket is g...

>be me, 18 >march 3rd, 2017 >stay up all night pacing around the room >bought into the incredible hype for the switch >worke...

>Be me   >Be 20  >have rich uncle who owns a few nice cars  >acquire gf at college bc easy  >on winter break  >drive ...

>be me >playing club penguin trying to hook up with bitches  >my mum comes in and says that after I lost her her job I should get...

>3 am >12 hours into my League of Legends normie killing campaign >playing my waifu jinx  >some normie is obviously using hax ...

>Wake up at 9pm after a particularly exhausting Minecraft session >tummy is making hungry noises >navigate my way out of my room ...

>be at Burger King >they have $1.49 for 10 nuggets deal >this means I can order more nuggies! >time to load up >decide to g...

>playing some call of dooties tree >my belly starts to rumble >"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss." >"Anon, for...

>Be me, working on my minecraft peaceful world >mummy comes in, hands up in submission  >"a-anon... It's time for your d...

>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart >mom comes in >"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower...