>serious gut nuke about to implode
>niggadamn.gif
>speed 24 miles over
>dont want my car to turn into a blast zone
>red and blue lights flash behind
>fuck
>pull over, yes i know how fast i was going
>please step out of the car, anon
>cops call in drug doge
>okay
>sniffs car, sniffs me, barks
>areyoufuckingwithme.jpg
>empty your pockets anon
>bring out phone, wallet and 30 cents or so
>dog barks more
>im afraid were going to have to search more at the station anon
>wat
>get to station, my stomach soup is brewing with extra chunks of meat
>niggahurryup.jpg
>get lead to room, officer with different doge, and another with gloves on a table
>no
>NO
>dogs are a barking
>lordhelpmeforihavesinned.wav
>gets to the point where i get a full cavity search
>stomach rumbles with half of a cops finger in my asshole
>he felt it
>i felt it
>its doomsday
>sphincter muscles contract, fighting the cops finger from pulling back
>letitgo.gif
>shit sprays out of asshole, on to cop, my pants and floor
>the smell of 3 loaded potato burritos occupy the room
>cop pulls out immediately, poop fountains out as a stream
>dog runs over and licks
>wat
>mfw i end up leaving the station with shit and potato in my crotch and underwear
>mfw i shit all over a cop
>never leave house again
