
>be me>be 350lb normie slayer>wake up at 7 in the evening>tummy growls for tendies and mountain dew>screech at the top of my lungs >then proceed to yell>"THE NORMIE SLAYER HAS AWAKENED NOW HE MUST FEAST ON TENDIES">hear mommy sobbing >I didn't ask for crying I asked for tendies dumb normie bitch>"THE NORMIE SLAYER SHALL NOT WAIT, FOR HE IS A GOOD BOY">still...