31 January 2017

31
Jan

350lb Normie Slayer

>be me>be 350lb normie slayer>wake up at 7 in the evening>tummy growls for tendies and mountain dew>screech at the top of my lungs >then proceed to yell>"THE NORMIE SLAYER HAS AWAKENED NOW HE MUST FEAST ON TENDIES">hear mommy sobbing >I didn't ask for crying I asked for tendies dumb normie bitch>"THE NORMIE SLAYER SHALL NOT WAIT, FOR HE IS A GOOD BOY">still...

30 January 2017

30
Jan

Beddy-Bye

>it is 11pm, can hear mummys slippers timidly shuffling up the stairs to tell me its time for beddy-bie>i am dressed in mummys bra and panties that I stole from her drawer while she was out getting tendies for din din>am peacefully writing love letter to my imaginary waifu>hear timid knock on my door>"h-honey, its lights out time. open your door so i can give you your night-light">dumb...

29 January 2017

29
Jan

browsing YLYL

>5 AM>Browsing YLYL threads on /b/>Laugh so hard I shit myself>Whoops, special baby needs a new diapy>"MAAAAAMAAAAAA">Hear frantic footsteps running down the hall>Mama opens the door winded. She can't forget what happened last time.>"Baby boy made a messy messy">Lay down on the bed with feet up in the air >She's changing my diapy>Wait. What's that feeling?>Instead...

28 January 2017

28
Jan

Tendy Time

> be me> 28 years old NEET> raised as an only child> I caused mummy and daddys divorce > nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies> mfw its 03:00am> mummy I'm hungries> yell into intercom for snackitysnacks> CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!!> her tired voice reponds with "NOT NOW SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!!"> challenging me at...

27 January 2017

27
Jan

NEET goes to the movies

>be a 27 year old NEET>wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey>lights off, nobody there>there is a note on the refrigerator >"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your...

26 January 2017

26
Jan

Flawless Victory

Mom gets off work early without calling first>Finds me in the pantry emptying my poop jug into the cat's litter box>Starts yelling at me, saying that I'm fucking disgusting>Tell her that it's all her fault for breaking up with my dad when I was six>She tells me that I need to be an adult>Cry and scream and even throw my shit jug at her>She says that from now on I have to go to...

24 January 2017

24
Jan

30 year old NEET

wake up at 2pm>30 year old NEET>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room>waddle downstairs to check GBP board>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look>just enough Good Boy Points for...

23 January 2017

23
Jan

Dine like king

>Wake up at 4PM from napsy time>Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard>Fuck yes, 25 pointsies!>Time to play some video gameys>Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies>Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space>"Anon, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while?">No bitch, I saved up...

22 January 2017

22
Jan

hanging with best waifu

>Be hanging out with my daki (Mikiru is best waifu)>Mommy comes in and asks me if I want to go to Friendlies for a platter of tendies and some icy creamy >Clap excitedly and rush to the car with Mikiru>Sit in backseat with her, mommy gets to car and starts driving us to Friendlies>Mikiru gets frisky and starts eyeing up my crotch>Decide to give her a show>Pull out my cock...
22
Jan

Hero

>be me>mummy's chunky 550 pounder>wake up at 5pm>roll over in my play pen>something is missing>my waifu pillow is gone>that bitch has kidnapped herREEEEEEEEEEEEEE>no reply>roll out of the pen but too fat to stand>crawl along the floor>poopoo and peepee bottles fall in my wake>my soiled mlp onesie becoming a jackson pollock canvas of poo and pee>roll down the...