>be me>have Asian girlfriend >strict Asian parents>father is super traditional and doesn't like me all that much>pretty sure its because I'm white>don't allow me to stay overnight at their house>doesn't want me stuffing their ethnic daughter on his watch>seemsreasonable.jpg>we have only been dating for 3 weeks and Iv never broke this rule>until last night>we got really drunk and we decided to sleep at her place because it was a lot closer than mine>end up having really loud drunk sex>her room is in the basement so we thought no one could hear>we were wrong>In the morning we get up early so I can leave without a trace>as we're walking up the stairs I hear her dad call her name from the kitchen>shit>she tells me to go back into her room and wait until she figures something out>5 mins later she comes down and grabs me and says that everything is fine>tells me that I can just leave through the front door>doesn't tell me that her parents called her out for the loud sex noises they heard last night>walk upstairs and see her father standing by the front door holding the door open for me>fuck this is awkward>she leads me to the door in silence>her father is staring at me in anger>quickly put my shoes on>no one says a word>panic>put my arms around her father>the same arms that fucked his daughter last night>he stands their stiff as a board>doesn't accept my hug>go to walk out the door>turn back and look him straight in the eye>"Thanks"
>Be me
>Dating a 8/10 qt 3.14
>Things are going good
>She starts to get pretty obsessive
>Super jealous whenever I'm around another girl
>It starts to get bad
>Threatens other chicks
>End up breaking up with her
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>She still texts me
>Ignores
>weeks later
>meet a 9/10 qt 3.14
>we hit it off
>decide to take her out
>bring her back at my place
>she wants to fuck
>Fuckyeah.webm
>bring her up to my room
>Crazy ex-gf is sitting on my bed
>oh shit.jpg
>sees me with new girl
>She REEEEEEEE.wav
>She pulls out a gun
>"IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!"
>She fires
>Shot through the heart
>and you're to blame
>darling, you give love a bad name
>Be 22>Dumped by 7/10>Little to no contact now>7/10 used to bring her siberian husky pup,to my house daily>3 months later>Lightbulb.png>Devise plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work>Kidnap Roscoe>Hugs and kisses. He's missed me>See on Fbook she posted her dog has runaway>Don't comment>Going according to my plan>Hangout with Roscoe for a few days>Call 7/10 "Roscoe just showed up at my house!!">She shows up in tears and thanks me>"You're welcome. It was really good to see Roscoe... a-a-and you">Smiles, hugs me and leave>Fuck. I have to try again>Wait another week>Kidnap Roscoe again>Once more. call her with the good news.>She show's up while Roscoe and i are playing in the yard>"Wow he must really miss you i guess. Anon">"Heh, yeah, I have missed him too...">"He's not the only one who's missed you...">Kiss the bitch and ask her to stay>MFW I got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog
