beta gets stoned

>be me
>be 17 years old
>decent looking, but beta level social skills
>i usually just play unreal tournament during my free time
>here recently i have been hanging around this nice senior grill, solid 8/10
>we make runs around town looking for something to do in this shithole
>one of her friends calls her, who was a sophomore, asking her for a vape pen
>she was a borderline klepto, so we went to a smoke shop and stole a bunch of shit, including a vape pen for her friend
>we go over to her freshman boyfriends house to drop off the pen
>he invites us inside, i known him from school so he was pretty chill
>eventually, we pulls out some nice og dank
>i just smile and nod like the beta i am, and we eventually go to his backyard to roll up a joint
>this is where beta mode is activated
>out of fear i would be caught by my conservative baptist parents, i take off my clothes except for my underwear and undershirt
>while 8/10 rolls the blunt, the other two follow suit and take off all their clothes
>because of my stripping, 8/10 also decides to take off all clothes
>awwyiss.jpeg
>she immediately follows up with the idea to skinny dip in the hot tub
>we all take off our clothes and get into the hot tub
>8/10 upgraded to 9/10, nice double d's and great ass
>9/10 now has a big ass blunt, about 6 oz.
>we light the blunt, and pass it around
>take my first hit
>feelsgoodman
>we just sit around in the hot tub baked, and the muchies eventually hit us
>freshman orders a pizza
>shortly afterwards, the blunt is all smoked and we head inside
>we are ass naked, trying to find something to hold us down while we wait for pizza
>i eat 5 hot dog buns
>no hot dog
>just buns
>eventually, 9/10 takes me upstairs to some bedroom
>"weed makes me really horny, anon"
>luckily, i was too high to activate beta mode, and everything goes smoothly
>i kissed her, then ate her out, then just straight up fucking
>i had an irrational fear at the time that if i went fast enough, the friction my penis caused would light her vagina on fire, so i went really slow
>it was pretty boring sex, but we were high as shit, so it was aight
>better than my previous sexual experience with a furry, but that's a different story
>i eventually came, and nothing interesting really happened afterwards, besides she was cuddling me and i was just trying to comprehend what my beta self just accomplished
>i just forget where i am at, and i still have munchies pretty bad
>doorbell rings
>it's pizza
>mfw pizza

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Sex while high

>be me
>high school
>autistic beta stoner virgin
>been friendzoned for 2 years by a 8/10 blonde with amazing boobs
>always had a crush on her but never said anything
>one day we are talking on aim
>out of the blue she says ”anon, have you ever had sex high?”
>almost cum on my keyboard
>we’ve never talked about sex and she doesn’t smoke
>”no, i haven’t. why?”
>”because i’ve always wanted to… do you want to try it?”
>try to say yes without sounding too excited
>not sure if i am dreaming
>next day she comes over
>we smoke in my room
>after the J is out we get into my awkward twin sized bed
>start to make out
>itsfinallyhappening.png
>first girl I’ve ever kissed, not sure what to do
>”anon, why are you doing it so weird?”
>”oh… its just cause I’m really high”
>she’s not buying it, she can tell I’ve never kissed a girl
>can’t think of anything to say to get her in the mood
>repeatedly try kissing and expecting her to just get naked
>her autism detectors are blaring
>she makes up an excuse to leave and shuffles out
>my room is still hotboxed and smoke pours out into my house
>parents come home early from work, smell my mids
>catch me high and make me tell them what happened
>ground me for a month for smoking, take my phone and computer
>they go to her house and tell her parents we were smoking weed
>no longer friends with her
>didn’t get laid until 2 years later
>tfw

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