>be me
>start fap session
>high on weed
>aneros up my butt (its something like a dildo)
>watch girl solo action porn
>100% maximum turnon
>my little saucage shows me its ready for action
>i grab him
>omgfeelslikeorgasm.pdf
>start doing it real slow
>shits so cash
>feel everything pulsating down there
>every pulse like actual non-high orgasm
>need to increase speed to maintain same feeling
>suddenly the good feeling is so good, i start feeling love
>like really love
>not to pornstar but to myself because im able to do that to myself
>mouth opens wide
>quiet unintentional moans / loud breath
>feel like i want to thank the universe to have this experience
>at this moment dont even watch at porn window
>just looking at plain black desktop
>feeling still increasing
>going on for 15 mins in overwhelming love
>not greedy for fast fap
>enjoying every second
>i feel like some fluid fills inside my prostate
>its about to happen
>fluid feels so warm an pleasurable
>feel fluid going into the back end of penis
>still in trance state, unfocussed eyes
>everything starts contracting so slowly but powerfully
>dont care about cumming all over the place
>feel like life itself is such a beautiful act
>im experiencing one of the most majestical moves my body is able to do
>i feel like im an animal documentary called natures wonders
>fluid shoots up like fireworks
>explosions of celebration
>feel like i won in life
>goes on for like 30 seconds
>no fluids anymore
>still huge contractions
>my face is completely relaxed, im showing 0 facial expression
>my right arm is still doing the masturbation movements, although not even touching penis
>feel contractions fading
>dont care
>arm also stops movement slowly
>sit there and do nothing for some time
>brain has to process this holy experience
>realise what just happened
>feel wonderful
>start smiling
>get up and clean everything
>this was a different fap
>i feel like enlightened
>gotta tell /b/
>be me in high school
>went to catholic highschool, mandatory uniforms
>wearing button down shirt, untucked because cool
>hear teachers coming
>tuck in front of shirt, roll back
>fool the teachers!
>some kid see me tucking in my shirt
>tells everyone he caught me masturbating
>tells EVERYONE
>embarrassedredface.jpg
>lose friends, no one believes I wasn't masturbating
>think about changing schools
>finish that year, summer vacay
>first day of new year, fresh start!
>walk in school "hey spanks!"
>yearruined.mov
>starting to think of things to do to lose the stigma
>make new friends
>become funny guy
>become mildly crazy guy
>learn to Mack on chicks
>join teams
>start band
>"hey spanks!"
>fuckit.wav
>I'm going to embrace this shit
>start wanking it at school
>don't full on whip it out, take it out under desks, tables etc.
>leaving puddles of splooge all over the floors
>janitor knows me by name, hates his life now
>back of class, wanking it, get suspended
>on bus, wanking it, kicked off bus and suspended
>looking at cute girl sitting beside me in science, pull it out
>wank it while looking her straight in the eye, school has given up suspending me
>assembly, wanking it
>lunch, eating and wanking it
>become the weird kid who wanks it all the time
>parent teacher interviews
>psych evals
>tell them the whole story
>doc laughs, says I took "an interesting approach to a difficult situation"
>no one really talks about me anymore, no one calls me spanks
>stop wanking it so much, than eventually just stop
>new year
>make new friends, somewhat popular
>graduate
>13 years later
>haven't thought about high school since then
>at local home decor store
>see stunning woman, solid 10/10
>ridiculous body, great everything
>walk past her, smile slightly
>check out her ass as she walks past
>idliketoburrymydickinthat.png
>she turns "....anon? Anon Anonington?"
>how does she know me?!?
>"we sat beside each other in science, mr Anons class."
>omg! We chit chat about stuff, loving life talking to this Godess
>"remember that time you jerked off while staring at me....?"
>vaguely
>"you got some on my leg when you popped"
>apologize, "sorry....I was going through a phase"
>"that's ok....truth, it was kind of arousing."
>dick is diamonds!
>head LITERALLY explodes
>cleanupinaislethree.exc
>fuck it, going for it!
>you wanna get something to eat?
>"yeah, yeah. This could be fun."
>at restaurant, mildly fancy
>begin jerking off at midnight>browse through 6 different porn comics and over 280 pictures>maintain rock hard erection the entire time>around 2:)0, after masturbating for 2 hours straight, I find the picture I want to finish to>nearing climax>reach for kleenex>where is the kleenex>eyes scan room, kleenex is on bedside table across room>stand up to hobble over to kleenex>as I stand something changes>oh god not now why now>abouttoexplode.jpg>lurch across room to grab kleenex taking both hands away from dick>as my fingers tighten around kleenex I cum>literally the most unsatisfactory orgasm anybody has ever had>2 fucking hoursthis is penultimate feel
