playing league

>3 am>12 hours into my League of Legends normie killing campaign>playing my waifu jinx >some normie is obviously using hax and kills me. >I manage to hold back a scream. Only for my beautiful waifu>still angry, decide to eat tendies for comfort.>reaches to special curves>lifts tendie fold>no tendies, only sweat and barbie q sauce >pull out my sauce covered...

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New daddy

>Wake up at 9pm after a particularly exhausting Minecraft session>tummy is making hungry noises>navigate my way out of my room through the piles of weewee jugs and trash>make my way downstairs, peek into the living room>mummy and new daddy are doing a special backwards hug on the sofa like uncle phil showed me once>new daddy is making funny sounds like a steam train>don't care,...

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never choose nuggies over tendies

>be at Burger King>they have $1.49 for 10 nuggets deal>this means I can order more nuggies!>time to load up>decide to get 200>make ma-ma do the conversion from USD to GBP>only 60 Good Boy Points for 200 nugnugs!>I clean out their nuggie saucies (costs 0 GBP so I order extra, 1 sauce packet per 2 nuggies)>my table looks like the famous Scarface scene but with nuggies instead...

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Anon on diet

>playing some call of dooties tree>my belly starts to rumble>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss.">"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!">"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!">no response>wait a few minutes>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door>mommy had it installed...

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goes to the doctor

>Be me, working on my minecraft peaceful world>mummy comes in, hands up in submission >"a-anon... It's time for your doctors appointment...">look her dead in the face>"if you make me go to that jew Doctor I'm going to shit in your fucking bed.">"now anon, if you behave... I'll give you a triple Tendie meal from anywhere you want.">sold, but resolve to give her as hard a...

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Shadow Killer

>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart>mom comes in>"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower">remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)>"o..okay shadow killer">throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again>5pm now>ask my whore mom where my chicky...

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"Bro's Night"

>Tonight Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told...

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Birthday

>Be my birthday>Mama got me the Littlest Pet Shop cake I wanted>Get a card from grammy>"Enjoy your birthday, sorry I couldn't be there sweety, I hope you can use this">A lot of weird green paper in there>Mamas eyes get big>Ask her what these are>"It's money, I use it to buy your chicken and videogames">"Can I trade it for good boy points?">"Yes you can, of course you...

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Community College

>Wake up this morning feeling good>Pull the special edition Battlestar Galactica blanket off my bed>Tie it around my neck like cape>Step over my piss bottles and old food containers>It's an autistic ballet as I tip toe to the spots on my floor that aren't covered in garbage>Finally make it out into hallway>Rush to look at Good Boy chart on the wall>MFW only 10 more points...

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