Lint Roller

>put on brown rice>shit takes 50 min to cook>haven't fed the clam all week>towel down, trou down, & joy-rocket is go for launch>Houstonwehaveliftoff.mp4>no>wait>stop>DAMMIT>it's been too long, only last a few minutes>iamdisappoint.jpg>femanon, but "gifted" with 40+-min refractory period>occasionally delude self that tonight will be the night I get a twofer...

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Switch launch

>be me, 18>march 3rd, 2017>stay up all night pacing around the room>bought into the incredible hype for the switch>worked with my dad installing tradeshows just to earn enough cash for this thing>been neet since 16 so working was incredibly daunting>my hype kept me up until 5 am>lightly knock on my mom's door>dont want to make my mom drive to walmart and sit through the...

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Rich uncle

>Be me  >Be 20  >have rich uncle who owns a few nice cars  >acquire gf at college bc easy  >on winter break  >drive to uncles house with girl in my shitty '98 Civic  >sneak into his garage  >take his Ford Shelby GT  >drive way up into the mountains and park the car at a scenic overlook >get in the back with gf and start going to...

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