Anon hires a escort

>Be me, 19 years old, kissless fat virgin living in my apartment all by my self
>Still have a social life, go out to parties and just get wasted and smoke a shit ton of weed.
>One day I am thinking about how the fuck I am going to get pussy.
>Decide to read up
>Learn about backpages
>I browse backpages for Ogden, Utah, since I live near there.
>Holy shit tons of hot girls down to fuck for like $200, and they hate niggers too!
>Keep thinking about it for awhile.
>Thinking about getting ebola aids.jpg from some whore
>Thinking about it probably being a set up.
>Make up my mind
>Decide to call some petite 5'3 girl from the area.
>Call her for an outcall, set up a time for her to come over to my house. 
>Went beta mode and quickly blurted out "MAYBE WE CAN SMOKE WEED AND WATCH NETFLIX"
>"Okay..."
>She hangs up, start sweating nervously for tommorow
>Wake up next morning, take a deep as shower, shave ass hair and everything.
>Scrub my dick super hard with soap and shit.
>Clean my bong super good, get some chronic out.
>Pull up a streaming site with Rick and Morty
>Sit on the couch waiting
>waiting
>waiting
>I hear a knock on the door.
>I straighten my shirt
>Open the door
>See a damn fine looking 5'4 petite girl
>Not the same as picture
>Still okay with it cause she still pretty fucking hot too
>She doesn't say much, try to make small talk
>Give her $200 plus $30 tip
>Offer her a hit off my bong
>She agrees
>Start rick and morty
>Waiting for her to finish smoking
>After she takes a couple of hits, I decide to hit it
>After that we are both just fucking high as shit laughing our asses off at rick and morty
>COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT SEX
>Decide to make some ramen for myself
>Ramen finished cooking, take the pot off the stove and
>OH SHIT NIGGER
>Fucking boiling water and hot ass ramen noodles went all over my hands and arms
>Screaming my ass off, try and get to the sink
>Skin is pealing off and blood is coming out a little bit
>She sees me
>Looks at me for a solid straight minute, while I am crying on the floor'
>She looks at me, then at the weed, then at me
>She just takes my jar of weed and bong and runs out the fucking door.
>Sit there for 20 minutes, until I decided to go the hospital
>Cry about it the next day and decide to never hire an escort again.

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Butt plug

>be me
>23 yo gay virgin
>finally work up the courage to meet a guy on grindr
>research online about how to prepare for receiving anal
>shave my balls, asshole and use an enema kit
>feelingsofreshandsoclean.jpg
>drive over to his house
>nervous as fuck
>have brought a butt plug to help try and get loosened up a bit
>get to his place, park a way away and walk to front door
>heart pounding 
>he answers, older guy, in good shape, not bad looking
>go inside, no turning back now
>still nervous as fuck
>go through to bedroom
>he takes his clothes off
>big thick cock flops out
>Jesus Christ 
>start sucking his cock, can barely get mouth around it
>after about 10 mins he takes off my clothes and bends me over the bed 
>starts to work my ass with the butt plug
>feels great man
>starts getting deeper and deeper
>all of a sudden sensation changes
>"anon, that's in really deep now"
>reach back to check it out
>idiot has pushed the plug all the way in past the flared end and it's now stuck up my ass
>shitshitshit
>go to bathroom, lube up my fingers and try to reach in and grab it
>it's in deep, can just about touch it with my fingers
>really don't wanna spend the evening in a&e 
>start pushing really hard, plug moves a bit
>it's like trying to shit except there's nothing to grip on because it's all lubed up
>push some more, can now just about loop the tip of my finger round the end of the plug
>gently start to push and pull at the same time
>after 10 mins it's almost out
>one last effort
>push as hard as I can, the plug flops out onto the bathroom floor, followed by a torrent of liquid shit
>guess I didn't clean out as thoroughly as I thought
>go back into bedroom, dude is lying on the bed jerking off and waiting for me
>"so anon you wanna continue?"
>not really in the mood anymore
>intense feeling of shame, self loathing and disgust
>get dressed, tell him we'll meet another time
>there won't be another time
>walk back to my car and drive home
>immediately jerk off and cum everywhere
>mfw I didn't mention the shit on the bathroom floor

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