>Still have a social life, go out to parties and just get wasted and smoke a shit ton of weed.
>One day I am thinking about how the fuck I am going to get pussy.
>Decide to read up
>Learn about backpages
>I browse backpages for Ogden, Utah, since I live near there.
>Holy shit tons of hot girls down to fuck for like $200, and they hate niggers too!
>Keep thinking about it for awhile.
>Thinking about getting ebola aids.jpg from some whore
>Thinking about it probably being a set up.
>Make up my mind
>Decide to call some petite 5'3 girl from the area.
>Call her for an outcall, set up a time for her to come over to my house.
>Went beta mode and quickly blurted out "MAYBE WE CAN SMOKE WEED AND WATCH NETFLIX"
>"Okay..."
>She hangs up, start sweating nervously for tommorow
>Wake up next morning, take a deep as shower, shave ass hair and everything.
>Scrub my dick super hard with soap and shit.
>Clean my bong super good, get some chronic out.
>Pull up a streaming site with Rick and Morty
>Sit on the couch waiting
>waiting
>waiting
>I hear a knock on the door.
>I straighten my shirt
>Open the door
>See a damn fine looking 5'4 petite girl
>Not the same as picture
>Still okay with it cause she still pretty fucking hot too
>She doesn't say much, try to make small talk
>Give her $200 plus $30 tip
>Offer her a hit off my bong
>She agrees
>Start rick and morty
>Waiting for her to finish smoking
>After she takes a couple of hits, I decide to hit it
>After that we are both just fucking high as shit laughing our asses off at rick and morty
>COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT SEX
>Decide to make some ramen for myself
>Ramen finished cooking, take the pot off the stove and
>OH SHIT NIGGER
>Fucking boiling water and hot ass ramen noodles went all over my hands and arms
>Screaming my ass off, try and get to the sink
>Skin is pealing off and blood is coming out a little bit
>She sees me
>Looks at me for a solid straight minute, while I am crying on the floor'
>She looks at me, then at the weed, then at me
>She just takes my jar of weed and bong and runs out the fucking door.
>Sit there for 20 minutes, until I decided to go the hospital
>Cry about it the next day and decide to never hire an escort again.
