30 March 2016

30
Mar

Anon likes Furry

>Be me>14 year old autistic furfag>straight>wants to ejaculate for first time.>looks up "furry porn flash games">forgets incognito mode >plays for a while some crappy games. 4/10s because barely anything good for me and it's all timing based.>doesn't ejaculate.>feels let down. >whatever.jpg>goes to sleep>running computer scan overnight because downloaded...

28 March 2016

28
Mar

Russel Coight

>I was only 9 years old>I loved Russel Coight so much, I had all the merchandise and dvds>I pray to Russel Coight night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given>"Russel Coight is love" I say; “Russel Coight is life”>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Russel Coight>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to...

25 March 2016

25
Mar

Theres more

>take a nap in the middle of the day >wake up feeling fresher than 90's will smith >holy shit I smell something >smells like cake >can't get any harder >rush to the kitchen >scent is getting stronger >holy shit my dad made chocolate cake >smells like betty Crocker was milfing around >dad tells me I could have a bite >my mouth is watery like that off brand chef boy...

24 March 2016

24
Mar

Belly rumble

>playing some call of dooties tree>my belly starts to rumble>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss.">"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!">"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!">no response>wait a few minutes>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door>mommy had it installed...

23 March 2016

23
Mar

Twin Bro

>be me >about half a year ago >be in same class as hot girl >hot girl throws house party at the end of the schoolyear >everyone gets super wasted, suddenly hot girl takes me into upstairs bedroom  >undresses and throws me onto bed >mfw >start having hardcore drunken sex like animals >loud moaning very sweaty and beer everywhere >feelsgood.jpg >suddenly feel...

22 March 2016

22
Mar

Poopy diaper

>Wednesday afternoon >tugging it to Nick Jr all day long >Finish squeezing big boy gooey gunk from my winker >Mumsies comes home from work >Poo poo in my diapie due to excitement >Earned 70 good boy points earlier today by promising not to empty my piss bottles on mumsie's bed while she was at work >Expect delicious tendies immediately >Squat walk downstairs with full diaper...

21 March 2016

21
Mar

Lance

>be me, years ago >freshman in hs >school has an unusually large tard population >one tard, we'll call him lance, was very different from the other tards >no one really knew how old he was, just that he was in his 20's and we had no idea wtf he was still doing at school >Lance fully believed he was a police officer >has plastic badge pinned to his shirt  >shirt has "SHERIFF"...

20 March 2016

20
Mar

Air Bud love

>Be me >14 year old, beta faggot >Typical greentext protagonist, you all know how this goes >Except >Love the Air Bud series >Favorite movie, have all 5 original movies plus the "Air Buddies" movies on VHS >Posters of Kevin Zegers all over my room >One Day >Meet girl at school >She's pretty cool and decently attractive >instantly fall in love >We start talking  >Movies...