>14 year old, beta faggot
>Typical greentext protagonist, you all know how this goes
>Except
>Love the Air Bud series
>Favorite movie, have all 5 original movies plus the "Air Buddies" movies on VHS
>Posters of Kevin Zegers all over my room
>One Day
>Meet girl at school
>She's pretty cool and decently attractive
>instantly fall in love
>We start talking
>Movies come up in one discussion
>"Oh yeah, if you like you can come over and we can watch my favorite movie"
>Keep it a secret because I think it's cool to be mysterious
>"Sure, Anon, I'd love that!"
>ohshitreally.jpg
>We set up a date
>She comes over
>"Hi Anon...Oops!"
>She Tripped over my Air-Bud light-up sneakers from Wal-Mart as she walks in the door
>I left them there as a hint
>Show her around
>She seems happy at first, but soon quiets down after seeing all my memorabilia, including my Air-Bud promotional breakfast cereal and my Kevin Zegers action figure collection
>She sighs when she sees my original "K-9" Jersey
>assume it is a sigh of passion
>After the tour, I ask "So can you guess my favorite movie?"
>"Is it...Air Bud?"
>"Hey, that's right! You win! I guess I've got to give you a prize now!"
>"Yay...What is it?"
>Almost say "A Kiss"
>Pussy out
>Give her a mint-condition action figure of the skateboarding monkey from Air Bud 2
>She leaves
>Air Bud marathon
