>got nosebleeds as a kid
>visited a witch doctor who performed a weird magic ritual on him
>got molested by the sister of his caretaker when he was 11 y/o
>went to university at 12 y/o and graduated at 17 y/o
>LARPed as "a son of Mars" by dressing up as a soldier
>pretended to be an alchemist, kabbalist, magician, nobleman and a Rosicrucian to seduce and have sex with women from all walks of life
>became a Freemason
>arrested by the Venetian Inquisition in 1755 for being degenerate supreme
>escaped prison with a priest
>persuaded the Ancien Regime to start a state lottery that made bank and funded the state for decades
>went on spying missions that had him adventuring in Dresden, Prague, Vienna, London, Moscow, Madrid, Constantinople
>met Voltaire, Samuel Johnson, Benjamin Franklin, Goethe, Mozart, Empress Catherine the Great, the Pope and all the cardinals
>translated the Iliad
>had a harem working for him
>seduced one of his daughters and got spurned by the other
>had sex sessions with a "libidinous nun"
>had sex with a 13 y/o Irish loli who came from a family of thieves and prostitutes
>used kabbalistic fraud to seduce a noble widow who wanted to be reborn as a boy by convincing her he could arrange for her soul to be reborn into a male child
>discovered that a eunuch castrato boy he had sex with is a female crossdresser
>remained friends with former lovers after having them married to better men and ending his affairs with them on good terms
>slept with wives and virgin fiancées alike
>guilty of pedophilia, incest, rape, adultery, fraud and espionage
>pardoned by the Venetian Inquisition after he agreed to be their secret agent
>last words on deathbed are "I have lived as a philosopher and I die as a Christian"
>visited a witch doctor who performed a weird magic ritual on him
>got molested by the sister of his caretaker when he was 11 y/o
>went to university at 12 y/o and graduated at 17 y/o
>LARPed as "a son of Mars" by dressing up as a soldier
>pretended to be an alchemist, kabbalist, magician, nobleman and a Rosicrucian to seduce and have sex with women from all walks of life
>became a Freemason
>arrested by the Venetian Inquisition in 1755 for being degenerate supreme
>escaped prison with a priest
>persuaded the Ancien Regime to start a state lottery that made bank and funded the state for decades
>went on spying missions that had him adventuring in Dresden, Prague, Vienna, London, Moscow, Madrid, Constantinople
>met Voltaire, Samuel Johnson, Benjamin Franklin, Goethe, Mozart, Empress Catherine the Great, the Pope and all the cardinals
>translated the Iliad
>had a harem working for him
>seduced one of his daughters and got spurned by the other
>had sex sessions with a "libidinous nun"
>had sex with a 13 y/o Irish loli who came from a family of thieves and prostitutes
>used kabbalistic fraud to seduce a noble widow who wanted to be reborn as a boy by convincing her he could arrange for her soul to be reborn into a male child
>discovered that a eunuch castrato boy he had sex with is a female crossdresser
>remained friends with former lovers after having them married to better men and ending his affairs with them on good terms
>slept with wives and virgin fiancées alike
>guilty of pedophilia, incest, rape, adultery, fraud and espionage
>pardoned by the Venetian Inquisition after he agreed to be their secret agent
>last words on deathbed are "I have lived as a philosopher and I die as a Christian"
