14 September 2026

Tubbabubba

>be me
>driving my work truck home after a clusterfuck of a day
>just wanna sleep man.png
>waiting at the lights behind some obese woman in some loud ass gookmoble
>big ass gap coming up
>the chinless window licker just sits there, mouth agap
>head empty, belly full
>another massive gap
>ffs, this r****d spent 9 months dodging a coat hanger, they can move faster than this
>another gap, big enough to swing a f**king semi
>immovable object.exe
>toot just in case they're having a little post snack nap
>tubbabubba starts revving his little lawmower
>cankels finally decides a gap big enough to waddle her little mobility scooter through
>light turns red
>ffs