civil war reenactments

> Be me, 23 > Live in Pennsylvania > My friend does these civil war reenactments, he decides one day last week to invite me to one > Let's call him Chad> Chad picks me up earlier and we start driving to the reinactment> He has an extra uniform for me, fits ok> We get there and he says "Yo, take this" and he hands me some sort of pill to take> Says that he takes...

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Infamous hackers

>be me>be 15>freshman>have accelerated italian class>teacher is a total bitch>constantly skips me in class>makes fun of me constantly>decide to get revenge>has a weekly online task we have to do>just have to answer questions online>anyone can get on it if they have the address and password>thisisit.png>go on to fagchan>post web address and password>cancerfest...

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J's first day

>First day at my school for J (other downy kid in my year)>I'm only around 8 years old at the time>its the afternoon and almost 'home time'>im sitting at my desk>downy has been put into 'time out' near my desk for some reason>think he was attacking people or trying to molest them earlier that day>I hear him making some fucked up downy mouth noise >he does this ALL the...

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Anon likes Furry

>Be me>14 year old autistic furfag>straight>wants to ejaculate for first time.>looks up "furry porn flash games">forgets incognito mode >plays for a while some crappy games. 4/10s because barely anything good for me and it's all timing based.>doesn't ejaculate.>feels let down. >whatever.jpg>goes to sleep>running computer scan overnight because downloaded...

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Russel Coight

>I was only 9 years old>I loved Russel Coight so much, I had all the merchandise and dvds>I pray to Russel Coight night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given>"Russel Coight is love" I say; “Russel Coight is life”>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Russel Coight>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to...

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Theres more

>take a nap in the middle of the day >wake up feeling fresher than 90's will smith >holy shit I smell something >smells like cake >can't get any harder >rush to the kitchen >scent is getting stronger >holy shit my dad made chocolate cake >smells like betty Crocker was milfing around >dad tells me I could have a bite >my mouth is watery like that off brand chef boy...

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Belly rumble

>playing some call of dooties tree>my belly starts to rumble>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss.">"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!">"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!">no response>wait a few minutes>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door>mommy had it installed...

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Twin Bro

>be me >about half a year ago >be in same class as hot girl >hot girl throws house party at the end of the schoolyear >everyone gets super wasted, suddenly hot girl takes me into upstairs bedroom  >undresses and throws me onto bed >mfw >start having hardcore drunken sex like animals >loud moaning very sweaty and beer everywhere >feelsgood.jpg >suddenly feel...

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Poopy diaper

>Wednesday afternoon >tugging it to Nick Jr all day long >Finish squeezing big boy gooey gunk from my winker >Mumsies comes home from work >Poo poo in my diapie due to excitement >Earned 70 good boy points earlier today by promising not to empty my piss bottles on mumsie's bed while she was at work >Expect delicious tendies immediately >Squat walk downstairs with full diaper...

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Lance

>be me, years ago >freshman in hs >school has an unusually large tard population >one tard, we'll call him lance, was very different from the other tards >no one really knew how old he was, just that he was in his 20's and we had no idea wtf he was still doing at school >Lance fully believed he was a police officer >has plastic badge pinned to his shirt  >shirt has "SHERIFF"...

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Air Bud love

>Be me >14 year old, beta faggot >Typical greentext protagonist, you all know how this goes >Except >Love the Air Bud series >Favorite movie, have all 5 original movies plus the "Air Buddies" movies on VHS >Posters of Kevin Zegers all over my room >One Day >Meet girl at school >She's pretty cool and decently attractive >instantly fall in love >We start talking  >Movies...

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negative GBP

>be me>be first day of high school>mom is dropping me off today>she gets my rolling backpack full of fruit snacks out of the trunk>"are you sure you'll be okay here anon?">"yes mommy i am fucking fine">have one thing on my mind>barely make it to the classroom before collapse in desk>health class>skinny fucking normies are staring at me>obviously never played WoW>next...

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