>super stoned got to deli with friends for a sandwich
>watch the girl making my sandwich with hungry eyes
>shes 8/10 but my loins burn for cured meats and aged cheese ATM
>look at that cheese
>look at that meat
>o my god the flaky toasted roll
>girl looks up at me
>"are you 23?" she says
>mindblown.jpg
>I AM HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
>"you can pay and come back for your sandwich"
>look at ticket
>my number is 23
>mfw i realize i creeped this girl out
>mfw I have to see her every time I go to deli
>mfw i fapped to her later and could distinctly taste mayo as I blow my load
