>be me, 15
>jerk_it_erryday.rar
>start working out too
>look_at_these_gainz.png
>one day do squats, but wont go into detail cause this isnt /fit/
>dont realize how sore i am until later that night
this is where it gets gud
>be jerkin it late at night
>legs start to feel weird
>deal with it later, about to jizzle
>do
>both legs go simultaneously into extreme charlie horse mode
>feelsbadman.meme
>scream from the intense pain coming from satan himself
>lights turn on in the hallway
>hear footsteps in the hallway
>"anon whats wrong?!"
>injured ninja mode
>close porn window and pull pants up mid-scream
>mom opens door, sees me just lying there screaming
>"anon why are you screaming?!"
>somehow communicate to show that both of my calves are being poked with a flaming spear
>"stand up anon, thats the only way to make it stop!"
>do
>pain stops
>stand awkwardly recovering from my autistic tantrum
>"anon, whats that on your shirt?"
>uwot.gif
>drop to the ground to avoid my cum stain being discovered
>pretend to be unconcious
>"anon get up! anon?!"
>dont get up
>"oh my god! anonsdad call 911!!"
>ohshit.mkv
>remain "unconsious" like the autist i am
>ambulance arrive
>heartrate_intensifies.tcx
>two men walk in my room and lift me on to a stretcher
>awaken.webm
>leap off stretcher with the force of 1000 suns
>suddenly remember how i got here in the first place
>attack_of_the_calves_pt2.mp4
>probably twice as painful as part one
>once again placed on stretcher
>shamefully accept the consequence of my autism while screaming harder than i ever have in my life
>placed in the ambulance, parents and sister watching me rolling in pain and my own semen
>pain stops on the ride to the hospital
>awkward_silence.flac
>get to hospital, get rolled to a room in icu
>old ugly nurse walks in, easily a million years old
>"anonsparents whats wrong with him?"
>"we think he passed out from severe leg cramps, then when he woke up he had another one"
>if only they knew
>"okay anon, im gonna ask you a few questions now"
>uhhhh_k.exe
>"did you have any change in your pocket when the incident happened?"
>u_WOT_m8.7z
>well i just need to borrow around $3.50
god damn loch ness monster, leave my family alone!
