>fuck, 3rd ticket in a row for this haven't even been to court for the first yet
>judge says pay tickets up front now, spend weekends in jail, or two weeks work crew
>picked work crew
>meet sheriff, bunch of other niggers and degenerates, like myself
>HULLO THERE BOYS, WERE GOIN-A BE PAINTIN' CURRRRRRBS TODAY
>get paint, brush, directed to curb at local job center with my fellow degenerates
>begin to paint curb, sheriff is over every shoulder
>"ya missed a spot, boy." "straighter lines, kid" etc etc
>getting fed up, other nignogs getting fed up as well
>sheriff comes to me, oboyherewego
>"too slow, paint faster"
>fuck, shouldnt have taken that xanax this morning, now im pissed
>ram paintbrush into can as hard as i can, bitch is soaking wet
>stand up with my arms outstretched like fucking jesus, paintbrush dripping
>sheriff on his way over
>bring arms down in 180 arc, hitting the curb
>starting singing "I BEEN WORKIN ON THE RAILROAD, ALL A LIVE LONG DAY"
>get to about the R in RAILROAD
>fucking sheriff out of no where, im totally on my ass
>three nignogs stand up
>"OHH HELL NAW THIS CRAZY WHITE BOY"
>"HELP THAT NIGGA!"
>pressure of sheriff lifts off me
>thinking shit, did i just get the blacks to attack the sheriff?
>three nignogs swinging arcs with their arms spraying paint all the fuck over and singing
>"FOLLOW THE DRINKING GOURD"
>six or seven police (not sheriff) run out of building
>all of us on our asses in cuffs, next to the sheriff, all covered head to toe in splotches of yellow traffic paint
>cops look at Sheriff, amused
>Sheriff looks at cops with stare that could turn a muslim ISIS member into a gay christian who makes dildo's of muhammads penis
>weekends in jail for next two months
