>Hungry af
>Go to random pizzashop
>Buy 3 pizzas
>Go home and start eat the first one
>totallyshit.txt
>Turn on my pc
>Browse pornhub
>Jerk off and cum all over the pizza
>Record me with my phone
>Go back to the random pizzashop
>Go straight to the cashier
>Tell him "take a bite", i'm very upset and paid good money for shitty pizza
>He take a bite and ask me what was wrong with the pizza
>I say "nothing, my friend", take a look
>Show him the video of me jerking off and cuming all over the pizza.
>Run away faster than light
>I can hear him screaming beside me
