>The year is 2048
>Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
>Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Trump's advisers entered the war room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
>Trump stood up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Trumptator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."
>Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
>Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
>Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
>Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards
>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
>Trump smirks "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
>Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
>"Kim.."
>A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
>Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
>"You're fired"
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