Buying weed after a tough week

>be me>have the day off tomorrow and kinda tired after a tough week so I call my dealer for some 420>meet dealer, make the switch, no problem>Weed (2,5grams) is wrapped in tinfoil and smells heavenly!>have a hapit of putting it under my nutsack in case of pigs.>get home>upon reaching my front door I realize I have to poop.... real bad!>frantically get the door open.>run...

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Dogbro

>Be me>Be living in a shitty flat with girlfriend>Decide to buy a dog>Usually a cat person but this dog is the shit>I work day shifts girlfriend works nights>End up spending more time with dog>Dog is my bro>3yearslater.txt>One night I arrange to go to a pub with some friends>Girl will be at work so dogbro gets house to himself>I arrive at the pub>pub is the shit...

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Matt

>Be me>Be 14 in 8th grade>Have glasses, style my hair with it pushed back, wear button up shirts, and always wear my retainer>Have like 3 friends who I don't even really like, they're just losers like me so we kinda stick together>I don't get bullied, but I don't talk to anyone really>In English and there's this guy>His name is Matt>Matt hit puberty first so he's kind of...

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Not a normal trip

>be me>little grill just tryna enjoy an acid trip>somewhat experienced so i know what to expect >lays on bed and feel a weird building up sensation>everything gets dizzy and i dont know whats going on>vision where did you go>feel a burst and a sudden rush through my body>jump out of bed freaked out as fuck>my entire right side of body is numb and weak>what the...

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Ant Man

>go to see ant man by myself because no friends or gf>buy ticket online>go to theater and buy 2 sodas and popcorns>pretend to wait by the concession stand for someone else>check broken CASIO watch every few minutes>bring refreshments with me into the theater in the middle of previews>theater is crowded>only seats available is in the middle surrounded by couples and groups...

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Hot tub party

>be me>be summer of 6th grade>be super chubby>get invited over to friend hot tub party>friend was a qt3.14 and I was excited>go out and buy new swimsuit >made sure to tell mom it has to be tony Hawk>fucking loved tony hawk but didn’t like skating at all>be day of partyFuckyeah.jpg>get to friends house>only see qt3.14>”hey anon, I’m going to get changed, you’re...

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Anon goes back to school

>be me >sign up for a computer programming Course at the nearby college>don’t really know all that much about computers outside of Word and Power Point>don’t know anything about coding>told my friends I was going to school to be a hacker>they thought it was bad ass>literally only know how to use MS word and a little bit of Excel>take course anyways because Zuckerburg >first...

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Anons goes outside

>be me>16 y/o fat neckbeard loner>spend summer playing video games and smoking weed while parents are at home and little bro is out playing with his friends>be sunday>parents are at home and are nagging me about how i never go out and shit>literally kick me out of the house and tell me to not come back till i find some friends>fuck around the neighbourhood a bit till i find...

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