>mom has been telling me for two days to clean my room
>there's nothing on my floor except for like 4 water bottles and 2 empty yogurts
>she's had enough
>comes up when dad is in my room
>dad tells me to just clean my room
>pick everything up
>mom asks how fucking lazy I am
>I say pretty damn lazy
>my sister is recording this whole thing
>mom comes over when I'm holding an empty yogurt
>slaps me for "being disrespectful"
>some yogurt gets on my bed sheet
>mom says to clean it up
>my dad jokingly says "are you sure that's yogurt"
>my mom says "he's got a sock under his bed for that" with a shitty fucking grin
>room goes silent
>mom tells me to throw my sock away
>sister still recording
>start laughing uncontrollably out of sheer autism
>say I'll throw it away when they leave
>keep laughing
>they leave
>I don't throw the sock away
>eventually use it to fap again later in the night
