>circa a few years ago
>minecraft addiction in full fucking swing
>actually had the means of hosting my own dedicated server
>shitwassocash.png
>have about 9 close friends all playing on the same server
>fucking paradise
>one of my friends is notorious for being associated with sketchy people
>no doubt due to her living in chicago
>she tells us that her brother's weird friend is over, brought his laptop, and wanted to play on my server
>awhereitgoes.gif
>I reluctantly give him the server IP
>how bad could he be?
>jesus christ
>knew something was off the instant he logs in
>otter/human skin with lime green speedo
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpeg
>things weren't too bad for a couple of days
>he mostly built away from our community
>figured he was just shy and needed some time to get used to us
>to his credit we were a bunch of dicks anyway
>fastforward a few days and this kid has made nothing but a shoddy cobblestone castle and has stockpiled potatoes like the Irish gave him an ultimatum
>he asks if he can join my Skype group and I oblige because at this point I just want to see how far down the rabbit hole goes
>he joins the chat
>my god his voice
>imagine Ben Stein level monotony but if Ben Stein had been smoking for 30 years despite only being 13.
>almost instantly my friends initiate operation "Fuck With New Kid"
>proceed to subtly troll him without giving away that he was being trolled
>real covert ops shit
>find out that he has mild asperger's and is an otter furry
>abort soldier
>friends have a field day
>they start playing into his little quirks
>they feign acceptance of his fandom
>abort soldier
>find out he's sexually attracted to river otters
>fucking abort soldier
>friends segway the topic of otters into almost every conversation egging him on further
>devolves quickly into making crude otter puns
>friends are messaging me absolutely dying telling me to keep him in the server
>i do
>one day he requests that we all pitch in and mine a plethora of cobblestone for the sole purpose of furthering his empire
>he wants cobblestone
>he gets cobblestone
>in the form of a haphazardly thrown together labyrinth the likes of which have never been seen
>david bowie would have been proud
>each day they methodically added to this monstrosity of a maze growing in the distance of our fair town
>one day he notices pandora's box is beginning to encroach on his castle
>friends tell him it's just his imagination and it's always been there
>he retaliates at first but slowly begins to accept that it was always that close
>dance magic dance
>wake up next morning to find out that the wave of cobble has consumed his castle
>a solitary sign adorns it's entrance
>"cobblestone alley"
>he demands that I check the server log to see who was online last night
>almost everyone was online at the time
>tell him this and he demands that i roll the server back
>don't have that feature because it's a private server and we dont grief eachother
>start a group call
>everyone answers including him
>he begins threatening everyone saying that he'll "make whoever did this pay dearly"
>and baby says
>"i'm otterly surprised you'd blame us for such a thing"
>he screeches like a motherfucker into his mic, hangs up, and leaves the server never to be heard from again
>mfw i realize my friends may have emotionally damaged a mildly handicapped kid
