>be uni student and shitstirrer
>be bored
>Should be studying, but fuck it
>work at maccas, so have random minion toy
>sneak into housemate's room and place little yellow shit in an out of the way spot where you wouldn't notice at first
>hosuemate gets home
>hear "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!" followed by the clatter of the yellow nob being flung down the hallway at high velocity
>havinagigglem8.gif
Time for phase2.exe
>Go to work
>hoard about 50 of the little shits
>fuck the kids' happy meals, this is for a good cause
>Manager stops me
>"Anon, did you pay for those?"
>"Yes sir."
>Lol no I didn't
>get home
>put minions in housemate's room in all the nooks and crannies I can find
>little out of the way places, like under the bed, in his PC's drive bays, in his pillowcase, under his sheets, in his sock drawer, in his school bag, in his shoes, in his jacket pockets, etc
>he gets home with his gf
>shitjustgotbetter.jpg
>stay up late watching doco instead of studying because fuck the test tomorrow
>hear them start to root in his room
>loudbedsprings.exe
>they stop suddenly
>"what the FUCK?!"
>"for FUCK'S SAKE ANON!!"
>evillaugh.exe
>nearly die of shortness of breath
>minions now litter the hallway
>occasionally the number of fallen minions grows as he keeps finding them in little places he didn't see at first
>This goes on for two weeks
Another night with his gf over
>moar loud bedsprings
>"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!?! ANON YOU ARE A SICK FUCK!"
>instinctively giggle madly
>he bursts into my room
>he's fucking pissed
>"HOW and WHY is there a FUCKING MINION in my gf's pussy?!?!"
>WTF I'm a sick fuck, but I wouldn't do that
>see his gf behind him
>she's doubling over trying not to piss herself laughing
