>be 12
>hot summer night in Toronto suburbs
>playin xbox n shit
>wait
>trash day
>go to garage
>earn that allowance yo
>take out recycling bins
>compost bin
>so far so good
>garbage bags
>bag 1 is good
>bag 2 is heavy but i make it
>but bag 3
>been sitting in the garage for 2 solid weeks
>90 degree weather
>maggots
>bag is moving from amount of maggots
>decide to roll it down driveway with my foot
>avoid touching maggots
>bag catches on pathway stone
>rips open
>fuck
>not too much fell out
>see shit
>chip bag, kleenex, paper plate
>something catches my eye
>recordable VHS tapes
>pick one up
>fujifilm recordable
>this was about when vhs was being completely phased out for dvds
>take sleeve off
>title is in german
>18+ for adults
>shitshitshit
>those were fap tissues
>dad threw away his porn collection
>no way to steal these tho
>our vcr died about a year prior
>our driveway is covered in porn
>this cant get worse
>dad comes outside
>forfuckssake.jpg
>uh, hi dad
>he sees ripped bag
>is shocked
>"uh, i'll help you"
>dad helps shovel maggoty porn collection into trash bag
>mfw i helped my dad throw away his porn
