>everybody thinks im a autistic retard
>hanging out with pjotr at school reading manga
>pjotr show me a local porn magazine from he's hometown in lithuania
>girl in magazine looks like some sort of dog
>get kind of turned on
>jerk for days to bastility porn
>2guys1horse
>harrytruman.gif
>after beating the old slab for some weeks i decide to get laid
>no girls wants to talk to me
>me and pjotr get drunk of potato vodka in my backyard
>pjotr is passed
>no
>suddenly hear dog
>instanterectìon
>sneak into neighbours yard
>see the little puddle in a lesh
>take my pants off
>dick in vagina
>ohgodimcuming
>neighbour lights suddenly on
>they are coming out
>ohshit
>pull out my dick
>full of shit
>run while im cuming
>faceplant and tazered
>parents come out to see me
>fuckno
Later had to move to my aunt in florida
