>Be me
>15
>Super Beta
>some bitch is into me
>I've never really talked to a girl
>invite her over to watch star wars
>fucking hot as shit out
>parents out of town, I tell her that the air conditioning is broken and to wear light clothing
>fucking lie, turn up all the fucking ac's in the house and hide all blankets
>she comes over, complains its cold
>start watching movie
>she's fucking shivering
>I offer her a drink, she wants water
>get her fucking ice cold water
>she is so fucking cold, starts getting pissy
>eventually she gets so cold that she has to grab me for warmth
>now thats how you get a girl to touch you
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