16 September 2015

Donkeh

>be me, 15
>summer of 89, warm july day
>mom decides she'll take my little sister and i to a farm a few blocks down
>no friends so whatever
>cows, whatever
>chickens, cool
>fucken llama, sweet/64.5
>1 donkeh
>rolling around in his lil tub
>aw lol
>shit begins to rumble
>oh fuck lol
>20 four legged magnificent creatures come bolting around the barn maintained by one cowboy
>"mom look!"
>mlpfantasy.mediafile
>donkey stands up
>wants to be horse
>ur not a horse stupid ass lol
>runs along his fence
>flopping around
>slow and ugly
>nigger of the horse world
>oh shit
>donkey has his eyes peeled on these four legged plebs
>doesn't look forward
>watchoutforthebarnsillydonkey
>it happens
>mfw wet mule hits steel beam