> decide to go see a movie with my friends
> pick Straight Outta Compton
> go to the theater 30 minutes before the movie starts buy tickets
> cops jump out of bushes and tackle us to the ground
> search us for guns
> confiscate our candy we illegally tried to take in
> ticket us and let us go in
> I settle on buying a 30$ small popcorn
> walk into theater
> every row but the very front is already filled
> everyone in the theater except us is black
> can only see eyes in the shadows
> oh well
> we take our seats and watch the movie
> an hour in the cops are fucking with nwa
> tell them they can't play fuck the police
> they go up on stage and play their show
> they quiet down for a second
> "hey dre"
> "I got something to say"
> they start playing fuck the police
> every black person in the theater jumps up and starts chimping out
> the song ends
> zooms in on Eazy-E
> he turns to the camera and begins to speak
> suddenly, he stops
> the camera pans to the crowd
> someone is weaving their way to the stage
> they make it and jump up and turn to face the camera
> I crane my head to see who it is
> it's micheal brown
> black people in theater jump up onto the back of their seats and begin screaming and crying
> this goes on for a few minutes
> things quiet down and the camera begins moving
> pans over to Eazy and zooms in
> everyone goes silent
> movie goes silent
> Eazy stares into the camera and begins to move his mouth
> all black people lean in
> Eazy whips off his sunglasses
> yells "ATTACK THE WHITE PEOPLE NOW GO GO GO"
> black people chimp out
> immediately dive to the front of the theater
> we try to run but we're not fast enough and we get caught
> suddenly, cops run in to the theater decked out in military gear, wielding akimbo pistols
> they begin firing wildly into the crowd
> charles manson runs in spraypainted black and screaming about helter skelter
> black people begin singing "alright" by kendrick lamar
mfw
