>getting high af with a friend
>oh shit the bus is here
>friend has to go
>have to walk home at night in a shady ass place
>fuckme.jpg
>high and scared shitless
>Call the same guy I was getting high with me
>"dude fuck this shit, keep me company"
>"ok anon, you scared bitch"
>Walk and talk
>get wrapped up talking to my friend. I forget where I am
>"Dude what the fuck. I'm lost as dicks"
> Friend calms me down and reasures me that
>We gon be alright
>Kinda don't trust him (idk why)
>"Aight nigga where do I go ?
>"Just keep going straight"
>Alright FUCK
>Keep going straight
>Friend describes the location I should be in
>Find out where the fuck I am
>still havent't realize where the I am
>"ok now walk towards your right " my friend says
>alrightthennegro.jpeg
>My mind goes ape shit once I realize where I am
>mymindgoespangea.gif
>"Oh shit I'm here"
>"Yeah, you are dumb bitch"
>Me and my friend end up just chatting and shit
>download Fun Run 2 just to chill and shit
>10:50
>oh fuck
>have to be home by 11:00
>OHMYFUCKIGGODIMSOSTONEDRIGHTFUCKIN
>fuck it
>man up and start walking home
>Slowly
>Realize that I can start playing Fun Run and talk with my friend
>I haven't hung up
>Get at the door
>fuck my life
>heregoesnothing.jpg
>Ding Dong
>Sister opens door
>act usual
>In game of Fun Run still talking on the phone with my friend
>sofuckignclosetovictory.jpg
>walk in my room
>holyshititworked.jpg
>Settle down for a while in my room
>Relax in sweet victory
>Time Passes
>Get a txt from my mother
>"Are you home?"
>"yeah"
>Alright well, get me the water from the kitchen
>ohfuckinggodgotcaught
>txt my friend a farwell letter
>freak out and decide to go ahead and give her the damn water
>Give my mom the water
>She's in her room on her bed
>Lights are off
>"Here you go."
>thanks. hey ,can you check out something on my phone
>"sure"
>reach for the phone to take a closer look
>mom holds it in her hand as I try to examine the photo
>whatever.jpg
>Concentrarte on the picture
>whatthefuckamIlookignat.jpg
>Picture is of a sign with horrible spelling errors
>"idk man, its just some random redneck sign"
>"read what it says. I can't make out what it says" mom says
>whatthefuckbitchletmebe
>"ok"
>I focus and move my head towards the phone
>Still can't figure out what the fuck it says
>Finally, my mom figures out what it mean and says I could go
>alrightthenbitchbye.jpg
>Go to my room happy af
>OHWAITOHMYFUCKIGOD
>brain pangea 2.0
>Call my friend asap
>"dude, I think my mom just honey dicked the shit out me
>(We use the term not in it's seductive context )
>Tell my friend of the horrible realization
>"MY MOM USED HER PHONE TO SEE IF I WAS HIGH"
>"wtf. how anon?"
>"Sister"
>Tell my friend that I just remembered that I did something amazingly retarded
>"When I walked in. I was talkign to you right?
>"Yeah"
>Well, while I was talking. I mumbled
>"Dude, I'm so done with this game...like soooo done
>"You're retarded anon"
>"I know"
>I guess my sister must have txted her that I was baked af
>"Anon your mom is a savage bitch"
>I know. The only reason she pulled off that shit is because all she does is watch shit like Law & Order
>mfw I'm going to die soon
