>be me
>young beta
>average weight
>below average dick
>nothing special
>only go outside for class
>mostly play csgo, jack off, browse 4chan
>have internet friends because loser
>talking to twitter friend michelle on skype
>dont do this very often
>video call
>lots of awkward silence
>fuck i hate social anxiety
>so h-how are you
>"ugh im bored i just wanna masturbate and stuff"
>OH OK
>GREAT THATS FINE
>e-excuse me??
>"hey do you wanna masturbate or something"
>knees weak arms are heavy
>pockets overflowing with spaghetti
>UH ALRIGHT OK SURE !! THATS FINE
>the fuck is going on
>"alright"
>she starts stripping
>this is nuts
>self confidence is zero but throw caution to the wind
>nothing like some casual naked masturbation!!
>she has like a hitachi wand thing (is that what its called?)
>i just have my hand
>we both begin doing the thing
>the deed
>she starts talking dirty
>is this girl attracted to me ?
>how
>after like 40 minutes of talking dirty and going at it we both say we're getting close
>time flies when you're having fun
>we count down and time our cumming
>best orgasm of my life
>what the fuck just happened
>that was great but now im mostly confused?
>"that was fun, anon"
>i concur
>says she has to go
>"let's do this again sometime."
>*skype end call noise*
>confused and messy
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