>watching the new Mission Impossible
>Waiting for movie to start when a wild Down Syndroid with prosthetic leg walks in with sister/mother/wrangler
>Tard uses eegul visun to search for seats
>sees seat next to me
>before he could use his thooper thpeed to get to my seat sis comes back with drinks and sits next to me.
>Tard stares at sister and gives death glare
>lets out a primal grunt and walks back to sis/mom/wrangler
>sister looks mortified, gives me my drink and settles into her seat.
>Tard fails to locate seat as movie starts and begins to unleash his inner beast.
>lets out the most gutteral and bestial screech ever heard by mans ears
> grabs someones nacho platter (in a "old town" movie theater with meals) and slams it into someone a row ahead of us
> staff scramble and try to calm the downsy beast
> Tard's family grabs someones popcorn and bribe the rabid thing with promises of buttered goodness
> actually fucking works
>Tard stares at popcorn and mumbles "pawpcone"
> Manager rushes in and demands the family to leave
> offers everyone a free large popcorn and drink as apology for the mass freakout
> popcorn was pretty good
