>be me, 19
>have retarded sense of humor consistenting of saying stupid shit for no reason, mostly in games
>names like 'big mean dean the living bean' in shit like csgo
>etc
>friend and i use names like 'meatball melvin' and 'meatball marvin' with stockphotos of guys wearing meatwad costumes
>next day
>been working 3 weeks in a subway as a sandwich artist
>making sandwiches and shit, everythings cool
>suddenly the vegetables and shit start shaking
>giant apewhale lumbers in
>orders a meatball sub
>snicker like a dumbass, remembering last night
>landape looks mad, i make her sandwich, didn't put enough meatballs on
>'gimme more meatballs man'
>'meatballs man'
>snicker
>she fucking loses it
>starts screaming at me in the middle of the store, i cant help but laugh over how stupid the situation is
>keep picturing meatball marvin and melvin
>laugh harder
>manager calms her down, gives her a giftcard, takes me into the back room
>fired
>walk home in the rain
