02 July 2015

Banana

>Be horny
>See banana and realise its as big as my dick
>Always wondered what it would be like to take a dick
>Grab box of condoms, blow dust off it
>6pack = lifetime supply
>Lube up banana
>Start to feel wierd
>Whisper sweet nothings to banana
>thatsbetter.exe
>Insert banana
>feelsgoodman
>pump it in to me like I wanted to do to my cousin last year
>Change positions to get best angles
>Best sex in 2 years?
>Only sex in 2 years
>Lie there sweating afterwards
>Heart pumping
>Satisfied
>Tired
>...hungry....
>No other food around