>Got two new kids
>Delicious underlings
>Was assigned to clean out the chemistry storage room
>Not sure what to expect from a chemistry storageroom
>Cluttered bottles n shit
>Broken sliding shelves
>Half open bottles with skull and crossbones
>whatthefuckdidisignupfor.jpg
>Force underlings to start organizing shit
>Start playing around with the matches on a nearby cart
>Finds other nifty things like pop rocks n shit
>Starts helping out cleaning shelves 'n shit cause fuckall
>Clears out the backshelf of an old one
>Goes towards the back and clears out decaying bottles
>Comes across a tiny bottle the size of a small water bottle (like those handsized ones)
>Giant ass skull and crossbones
>Metal covering of glass
>Decaying label with old font written on it
>Decides to pick it up
>lolnope
>Bottle weighs two cinder bricks
>Bottle slips between my fingers by sudden weight
>Underling dove to the ground and catches it with his chest
>Hears the air whoosh out of his chest at impact
>Picks up bottle and turns it around to read label as dying underling gasp for air
>"Mercury"
>niggawut
>mfw I nearly dropped a bottle of liquid mercury in a poorly-ventilated chemistry storage room in front of my underlings
