>19
>job interview after class
>collegefag
>poor social skills
>get to job interview
>guy interviewing me is probably in his mid-40's
>he's going over my resume
>desperately going over questions i've already answered in my head
>he starts asking questions
>so far so good
>kind of shaking
>he sees i'm nervous
>"there's no reason to be so nervous, you can calm down, nobody's going to eat you"
>automatic response
>"that would be great right now"
>realize what i just fucking said
>we both go quiet
>"i'll see myself out"
>leave and never come back
>mfw
