>Always fun being here over 4th... no.
>Stepmom wants to go to the county fair... fuck it
>Get there, park up, first thing I see is fucking elephants
>Fucking elephants
>Elephants bouncing around, balancing on stools doing shit elephants aren't about
>Spazzing the fuck out because of said elephants.
>Stepmom views this as normal county fair activity
>Walk around looking at rednecks having fun etcetc
>Get a beer, get fucking asked for ID (look about 30...)
>Walk around looking at animals cause fucking animals
>See a yellow stand in the distance with pictures of monkeys
>Monkeys riding dogs
>MONKEYS RIDING DOGS
>Wut.
>Spend whole time completely confused by the notion
>Amerifags going nuts for monkeys riding dogs... still wut
>Fucking hungry so look for food
>What in the fuck?
>Can't even describe what type of food you weird fucks even describe as food
>Stepmom calls it "fair food"
>My fucking nutsack that is related to food
>Go home, neighbour comes over and asks us to fireworks
>Get to his house, bunch of hillbillies getting fucked off beer thats like 0.000002%
>Drink well over 9000
>Get all the redneck ladies creaming for my accent
>Rednecks love the accent
>All rednecks get too drunk
>Either pass out, drive home or go to bed
>Go home
