>midnight
>fuck I'm in the mood for a fucking orange right now
>go to my fridge
>pick out the best looking one
>shit looks like its from gods own orange tree
>perfect in every way
>get a knife
>notice apple cutter in drawer
>ah what the hell.
>use it on that succulent orange
>cut through that shit
>juice squirts everywhere
>gets me hard
>notice the apple cutter made a hole in the center
>take the obvious opportunity
>stick my dick into it
>fuck that orange for a fat minute
>juice and cum flying everywhere
>shit was so currency
>next morning
>notice my dick is orange
>oh shit
>go in for an STD check
>tfw that orange gave me a disease
>tfw its vitamin c
