>not many friends but just enough so I'm not total looser
>kid tries joining friend group
>try asking kids name wile everyone is talking
>his name is Dirk Fidrova
>mishear and think he said "Dick Fedora"
>nick name sticks and we all refer to him as Dick Fedora
>Promise not to let the name spread pass group
>skip a couple years.
>Dick hooks up with girl
>7/10 not bad
>Never told her his nick name
>Call him Dick Fedora in front of her first time introducing
>She laughs hard and starts calling him it
>hellyes.jpg
>shit goes wrong for Dick and girl
>break up and she tells everyone about his name
>whole school calls him Dick Fedora.
>other kids get him an actual fedora with a dick painted on it
>decided to roll with it and wears it
>shit spreads faster until whole school knows
>Dick Fedora soon becomes school celebrity
>gets another girl
>ex wants him back
>Dick Fedora is swimming in pussy
>mfw it all started because I misheard him
