Its shit but still
>Be 16
>Going to Highschool
>Today we are watching a movie of our choice in History Class
>Bring Jimmy Nuetron the Movie
>So excited
>Get to class and see faggot Shrek lover
>Hes wearing gay fake Shrek ears
>He wants to watch Shrek 2
>Call him a fucking cunt
>say Shrek is dreck
>Jimmy is love, Jimmy is life
>Suddenly the scent of onions fills the air
>Allstar starts playing
>A massive green figure bursts through the ceiling
>Oh fuck
>"whots all this i hear about me bein dreck laddeh?"
>He removes his clothes, revealing a fully eshrekted 20 ft long shrock
>its dripping swamp juices
>Prepare my anus for total destruction
>But wait
>I can hear something coming from outside
>Sounds like a jet...
>Jimmy Nuetron crashes through the window with his jetpack
>Hes completely naked with a Jimmboner that makes Shrek's look fucking puny
>Jimmy forces Shrek onto the ground
>Tears streaming down Shrek's face
>Brogre classmate looking on in horror
>"Please...help meh laddeh"
>Brogre kid doesnt even look at him
>He rips off his fake Shrek ears and smashes his copy of Shrek 2
>I hand him Jimmy Nuetron the Movie
>He nods knowingly and puts the movie into the DVD player on the classroom tv
>We watch the whole movie while Jimmy fucks Shrek in the ass
>The movie ends
>Jimmy yells "GOTTA BLAST" and unloads a wave of purple flurp from his jimmcock into Shrek's destroyed butthole.
>The purple flurp begins overflowing inside of Shrek
>He shreksplodes and showers us all in ogre blood and Purple flurp
>Jimmy approaches the brogre
>Gives him a Duck and pats him on the head
>He flies out the hole in the ceiling with his jetpack
>Whole class cheers
>It's finally ogre
>Jimmy is love, Jimmy is life
